Office by Alex Penny
My name is Melissa. Doctor Who. Merlin. Sherlock. Being Human. Divergent. Shatter Me. The Hobbit. The Hunger Games. Supernatural.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via thecompanionsdoctor)
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
(via gallifreyantimelady)
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
down here in the deep blue abyss they call tumblr
(via fezturions)
can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
(Source: rareity, via fezturions)
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
(Source: tapdancers, via weeping-angel-2spooky)
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine
(via isoldmysoultothefandom)
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
(Source: mr-lindsey, via andrewscottinmypants)
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
(via suit-and-bowtie)
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
but alcohol is free
have fun convincing society.
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
Created for my physics department’s t-shirt. Currently trying to figure out how to get this hosted somewhere else to sell (RedBubble looks promising if I can get the colors to work out right), we’ll see…
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My Little Photon, My Little Photon
Sci-i-i-i-ence!
(My Little Photon)
I used to wonder how E = mc (squared)
(My Little Photon)
Until I learned about energy!!Frikkin sweet…
(via eaterevans)
reminder that paris hilton played a pagan god on supernatural
best ever
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
